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Watchmen Soundtrack
♥ Saturday, February 14, 2009 7:28 AM

uhh well this is it. the watchmen. =)
i told you this blog was going to be for artistic purposes only - 
and with that i have come up with a great idea
an acoustic band
dunno who to inlcude though - 
wanna join?

live journal
♥ 5:38 AM

sorry linkie is as above - click on the title. link me.
the one before was a wrong link
especially you, sze teng
get yourself an lj too!

if the above link doesn't work try this

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♥ 5:38 AM

sorry linkie is as above - click on the title. link me.
especially you, sze teng
get yourself an lj too!

surv me mah tea and geddit over with
♥ Thursday, February 12, 2009 7:47 AM

130 Random Questions

When was the last time you cried?: umm. not this year.
Have you ever faked sick?: many times, actually, last year.
What was the last lie you said?: uhh. said? uhh. don't remember. i'm a compulsive liar, i don't remember stuff like that.
Have you ever cried during a movie?: yes. slumdog millionaire was so touching, becoming jane and penelope was so... sad...
Have you ever danced in the rain?: i've played basketbball in the rain many times, but i don't think i've danced... yet.
Have you ever been drunk?: drunk without drinking, yes.
Do you smoke?: no
What is your full name?: dorothy cheng chia huey dorosaurus dinosorox douche. =)
What is your blood-type?: O
Have you ever been in a car accident?: i know my feet have been run over many times by motorcyclists. SCREW YOU UNDESERVING PISHES!
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?: ask me when i've actually declared having a REAL kiss
Who was your first kiss?: gosh you just won't stop
Have you ever had an online relationship?: no
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?: no... cos i either never tell them or they just don't say anything... weird, right?
What is your favourite sport to play?: basketball or volleyball
Have you ever made a prank phone call?: yesssh! it was so funny, i pretended i was a pizza hut delivery person calling to confirm an order of 50 large pizzas. HAHA.
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?: yes? no? don't remember
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?: yes duh
What do you want to be when you grow up?: rockstar =) yeah i know. dream on. whatever.
What is your political persuassion?: ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you believe in g-d?: you mean God? yes i doo... but i have my own opinions about certain things?
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no. that's ridiculous. perhaps maybe between oneself and a pair of shoes? a Fender? ;p
Do you believe in karma?: no. some bad things never happen to bad people. at least, not yet.
Who was your first crush?: that was when i was a toddler damnit i don't remember!
Who do yo uhave a crush on?: now? no one. miserable, right?
How would you describe yourself?: undescribable. so don't ask.
What are you afraid of?: living a meaningless life. which i am. damnit.
Are you religious?: not really, but i have a religion and i believe in it i'm just not... there.
What does your screen name mean?: rock and riot with my initial in front. the 0's just look cool.
What person do you trust the most?: myself. i don't generally trust people since people are such... nevermind, scratch that.
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: some kid
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?: "you look fabulous tonight." =) i think...
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?: "you look terrible tonight." HAHA. i'm serious!
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?: crush - 3 years. and in betweem that i crushed on like two people including him. relationship = 6 months. yes, i'm a very sad sad excuse for a human.
What is your greatest strength?: having no strengths at all. naw, just joking. my greatest strength? being the best at everything whenever i care enough to be. which is very, very, VERY seldom that i care.
What is your greatest weakness?: whatever's listed above. my weakness is my strength and vice versa. you can see now why i get so confused sometimes.
What is your perfect pizza?: aww man... cheese filled crust... cheese stacked layers... cheese fillings... extra cheese.....
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?: i wish i didn't have to wake up. i'm very sleep deprived.
What is your first thought before you go to bed?: i wish i could sleep forever
What college do you want to go to?: some art school. music school.
Do you get along with your family?: when they're nice enough
Do you play any instruments?: yes
What kind of music do you like?: rock
Would you ever get a tattoo?: yes
How many piercings do you have?: two. am getting more
Who makes you laugh?: frank iero. gerard way. mikey way. billie joe armstrong. you see? only people i really care about don't even know me.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?: josh farro... don't ask.
Have you ever seen a dead body?: in movies. =)
Do you have a celebrity crush?: yes
What is one thing scientists should invent?: something that gives you unlimited phisical and mental rest when you're really actually deprived.
Have you ever broken a bone?: no
What happens after you die?: after i die? i rot? i rise? i do stuff in an invisible transparent ghostly way?
Do you watch or read the news?: yes. i read. i never watch.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: asian. HAHA
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?: they can't not agree. i AM asian.
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to?: Queen Bamboozle Banana Hammock Dinosaurus Rox Douche Bag Samyvelu Farro. ;p
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go: the point when i could actually remember stuff
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: the country i live in. no offense.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: nah
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?: i did.
What do you want your friends to think about you?: that i exist. that's good enough. that i'm awesome. that'd be better. that i have feelings and am not robotic. ;p eat that SUCKAS.
HAve you ever bitten someone?: my sister i think. and myself. for no particular reason
Have you ever stolen anything?: yes. shhhh...
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?: no. there're no shooting stars where i come from. we have rain though, which is pretty cool.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?: the day... the earth stood still... the day after tomorrow... wait - the latter doesn't make sense
Do you remember your dreams?: some
Have you ever been in love?: no. i dunno.
Are you a morning person or a night person?: i'm a never whenever person. means i'm either completely out the whole day or in the whole day.
Do you have any phobias?: no, wait - i dunno
Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?: yes
How many screen names do you have?: a few...
Do any medical problems run in your family?: yes. diabetes. screw that. i like sugar.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?: dunno
Have you ever had a nightmare?: yes... especially when i was a kid. they were really serious freaky scary stuff and i still remember them till today
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?: i don't have enemies. so naturally i'm meaner to my friends.
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?: no
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: yes.
Have you ever written a love letter?: no
Have you ever attempted suicide?: what kind of a question is that?
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: uhh... whatever'll do - as long as they don't go commando
Have you ever been in a fistfight?: no
Do you have any hidden talents?: maybe? i wouldn't know - they're hidden
What is one thing you want me to know about you?: that i may have hidden talents
Do you usually prefer books or movies?: aww man.. can't choose
Who is your favourite person to talk to?: Queen Bamboozle Banana Hammock Dinosaurus Rox Douche Bag Samyvelu Farro. She's my imaginary friend
Would you ever have sex before marriage?: depends on the sex and marriage. nah just joking. don't think so. probably no, never, since i never wanna get married
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Jo Ee!!!
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?: American. much shorter. british pronunciation's better though
Have you ever gotten detention?: yes
How do you vent your anger?: i just vent. just do it.
Have you ever been on a diet?: no way never will i'd suck at it
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?: yes. depends by how many years they're different?
Is your best friend a virgin?: yes. i hope
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: no. because i've never let anyone check me... ;p
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?: ask rachel =)
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?: no.
Have you ever hated someone?: yes
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?: i prefer actually seeing the face...
Do you consider yourself popular?: no
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?: maybe. depends on the person. if he's josh farro then helll no.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: i don't have a frickin enemy!
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: oh gosh yes. weirdest moment of my life and i didn't evne notice
What is your favourite book?: harry potter. don't laugh. it's good stuff.
Do you have a collection of anything?: no...
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: no. not yet. cos basically i haven't became anything yet?
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?: 5 years ago i was nine... yes i'm really diff
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?: i'd be 19... in college? away from this frickin country?
Are you happy with the life you have?: not yet. but soon i will. soon.

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re-linko menko
♥ 3:18 AM

wait - don't RELINK, just add a new link under my glorious name =)
and we're good to go.
told you i'd test drive.
kept me promise this time round.
and well, waddaya know, i likey.
LJ

knocking on heaven's door
♥ Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:52 AM

Please read till end, or if you don't want to, just skip to the end where the pics are and comment.

Heaven Help Us
Hear the sound
The angels come screaming 
Down your voice 
I hear you've been bleeding

 

Make your choice 
They say you've been pleading
Someone save us!

 
Heaven help us now 
Come crashing down 
We'll hear the sound 
As you're falling down

 
I'm at this old hotel
But can't tell if I've been breathing or sleeping 
Or screaming or waiting for the man to call 
And maybe all of the above 
Cause mostly I've been sprawled on these cathedral steps 
While spitting out the blood and screaming 
"Someone save us!”


Heaven help us now 
Come crashing down 
We'll hear the sound 
As you're falling down

 
And will you pray for me?
Or make a saint of me?
And will you lay for me?
Or make a saint of?
Cause I'll give you all the nails you need 
Cover me in gasoline 
Wipe away those tears of blood again 
And the punchline to the joke is asking
Someone save us

 
Heaven help us now 
Come crashing down 
We'll hear the sound 
As you fall


And would you pray for me?
(You don't know a thing about my sins
How the misery begins)
Or make a saint of me?
(You don't know
So I'm burning, I'm burning)
And will you lay for me?
(You don't know a thing about my sins
How the misery begins)
Or make a saint?
(You don't know
Cause I'm burning, I'm burning)
Cause I'll give you all the nails you need 
(I'm burning, I'm burning again)
Cover me in gasoline again


I LOVE MUSIC SHUFFLE SURVEYS

If someone asked you for a kiss you'd say: Disenchanted. haha. that bad?
This song represents your lover: Poppin' Champagne. sweettt...
What is your favorite thing to do: Cemetery Drive. Ooh.. dark..
Why are you so uptight: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
What would you say if you found out you were pregnant: It Ends Tonight. oh god...
What would you do if your best friend stole your man: New Way To Dance. harharhar...
What does your best friend say about your hair: Kill All Your Friends. Jeez, people.
This song represents how you feel about life: The Ghost of You
Why do you like the person your interested in: Have Love Will Travel. oh yeaaahhh...
What would your best friend say if you called her a bitchassho: When It Rains... random, yes.
What are/would you (be) like when you're drunk: DO THE PANIC!
What are/would you (be) like when you're stoned: Numb. HAHA
What makes you sad often: Shut Me Up
When you have sex you scream: FAT LIP! hahaha...
Why are you single/taken: Bring Me To Life...
When someone offers you alcohol you say: Almost. I only drink soup, dude..
Cigarettes are bad because: Waking The Demon. heard that, people?
If some skank asked you for your number you'd say: Good Enough. OMG lmao
Your best friend is a weirdo because: Song 2. okay?
Usually people say this about you: Starlight. awwwright!
When actually they are thinking: When You Were Young. wtf?
Usually you say this about yourself: Give 'Em Hell, Kid. woohoo!
When actually you are thinking: Paralyzed. huh?
When someone touches you inappropriately you say: Teenagers! and the like of you mongrels...
This is what you ex thinks of you: The End. does he really? ;p
This is what your best friend thinks: Dear Maria Count Me In. ugh..
This is what your enemy thinks: Tear My Heart Open. oh.. i see that's the case...
Your favorite weather is: Girl At The Rock Show
When you're drunk you yell this repetitively: Temper Temper! hehe
The one thing wrong with you is: Mama. huh?
This represents the person who loves you most: Make Damn Sure. ?
This represents the person who is most envious of you: Thrash Unreal. ...
Your best quality is: Unbreakable. not bad...
When someone bitch slaps you, you say: I Hate Myself For Loving You. wtf
Your life will be: Psychosocial. MUAHAHA
To make it better you can: My Heart
When you're in love you constantly think: March of the Dogs
To you love is like: Somewhere I Belong. ooh..
Are you a virgin: Move Along. HAHA
When you lost/will lose your virginity it will be like: I Don't Love You. what... why do i always get these kind of answers
You lost/will lose it with: Boys, Grab Your Guns. haha!
When you sleep you dream of: Enter Sandman. how.. appropriate...
Your dreams mean: Hallelujah! haha
Your last words will be: Jesus of Suburbia...

Survey found on Bzoink

The reason this post is so extravagantly long, and titled Knocking on Heave's Door post, is for obvious reasons that aren't obvious enough for the common reader to think about. So - too bad.

I'm just going to start ranting, aite?

I HATE YOU PEOPLE. Well, I love one of you, I adore (in more of a sympathetic way) one of you, I tolerate one of you only because you're a really good person, and ignoring you compltely will be complete blasphemy, and well - I basically hate the rest of you.

So well, TOODLES!! 

Oh yeah - pic post too. Don't blame me for this sudden randomness, I was just surfing and as usual I get real bored real easy. Too bad for you readers. 

One more thing before I shovel you with them pics, I tried to do something to them - if you can tell - tried to do a graphic with it, which I believe I have put off for too long, with my Adobe. See if you likey. No, you may not take it. =) Last time that happened I ended up killing my whole stack of Paramore posters. Josh first. ;p

And oh yes - before THAT too - Imma test drive LJ pretty soon, like I promised Badanskee I would ages ago. *you know who you are =)* And if I like it then.. well kiss this stack of garrrrrrbage goodbye.




 



















 

















                                                                                 



















Yeah random I know. comment please.
Now i gtg do Misery Business on acoustic. =)

guitar hero
♥ Sunday, February 8, 2009 11:20 PM

Ah... sweet, sweet karma. 
ashlee - yo my betch.
i love you.
at least, compared to those twatts on tube that want me to pay to "gain further info on the chorus". 
shitty dykes. 
anyway.
the reason i love my ashlee badanskee (i like doing this rhyming thing alot) is because she told me about ultimate guitar. you go, girl. and now i've got all my tabbing needs. =) don't have to learn to play my tar from turds no more. 
anyway..... sigh.
there's really nothing to talk about anymore, you know. really.

Oh but there is this one thing I'd like to vent about...
eventhough i know there's only probably one person on this earth who'd agree with me.
okay, let's say i have these "friends", *snorts*
one's called Sid, one's called Johnny, one's called Posey, one's called Frank, and one's called HeyMomKissMyAssDadLikesItToo. 
They're my friends. 
Or they used to be.
anyway, Sid and Johnny are the dynamic duo. And that's okay, i'm completely cool with that. no issues there. but i have a whole lotta issues when it comes to something else. You see, Sid and Johnny like to use Posey *i'm not gonna say how*. (just cos she's a girl and they think she could be bullied or not cared for and she wouldn't even mind cos apprently, Sid and Johnny like to take things for granted and they also think the whole world worships the ground they stand on). so anyway. Posey came to me. Cos I'm always the better friend. Compared to these suckers, anyway. And being the better friend that I am, I gave Posey advise. You know what the stupid thing is? Sid and Johnny know what they're doing to Posey here. And they don't seem to care, or want to change, or even bother to try to give the poor girl a little spack of the credit and respect she deserves. That's hardly fair, don't you think? and so well, Posey decided she couldn't take it anymore, and so she vented - to anyone and everyone who'd listen - and whadaya know, Sid and Johnny find out. And like the pretty little saints and angels they were brought up to be, they apologized. Sweet, aren't they? uhh, not. There's no use apologizing, but not changing or correcting.

Another thing. I mentioned ol Frank up there didn't I? Frank and I weren't much of best buds. But we always had this connection - almost psychic - about how each other felt, and how to make things feel better for the other. Well the thing about Sid and Johnny - they're lucky. I dunno why man, their parents must've been heroes back in the day or sumthin - but karma did its thing and made their offspring - our dear Sid and Johnny here - prolly the luckiest two in our little groupie. So for obvious reasons, both of them are happy teeanged boys. Frank isn't. I'm not. Posey's not. But Sid and Johnny? They're so absorbed in their own happiness they almost do not notice that we're only pretending to be happy in their presence, since they're so selfish they only want people to feel how they feel, and once again, they take things for granted - friendship even - to notice that we're only pretending to be happy cos that's what we know makes them happy. The thing about one of them (not saying who), when he's happy, everyone must and should be happy with him. And if he's sad? He'll cry a river and make sure everyone feels pity for him. I know it's kind of sissy for a guy to do that but yeah - people still love him after that anyway. he's such a wuss - and he doesn't even know it. And yeah - poor Frank has to tolerate them everyday, drowning in his own misery - not telling anyone, including his "best friends" Sid and Johnny about his misery because obviously they would not understand. 

So Sid and Johnny, take a good look at your friends here.
And for once, don't just apologize, but actually do something about it.

here comes the romeo moanin', you belong to me i believe.
♥ 12:56 AM

OMG.

I JUST BOUGHT MCR: THE BLACK PARADE IS DEAD.

IT WAS AWESOME.

BUSH ME BUSHISMS!!!!!
♥ Wednesday, February 4, 2009 4:05 AM

BUSHISMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *which means the stupid funny way in which George Bush speaks* I think he's the most entertaining president ever. In a retarded way.

50. 
 "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." --Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

sweat at the one above man.

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

too bad you didn't. =)

47. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 

45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 

44. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

no connection needed.. they ARE the terror... you can't get them to wage war on themselves.

43. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

they aren't. the sept 11 bombebrs are well, bombed.

42. "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." --as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

41. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

40. 3. "I think I was unprepared for war." –on the biggest regret of his presidency, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008

39. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward

38. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 

37. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 

no it's pretty easy actually. ;p

36. "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

35. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." --as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

34. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina

33. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

this one made me gobsmack myself.

32. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

i don't think they have lakes in their offices. that would be so unfair. 

31. "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

rightfully so.

30. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

29. "This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base." --at the 2000 Al Smith dinner

28. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

that is sooo john lennon.

27. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

26. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 

25. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

24. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004

23. "You forgot Poland." --to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

22. "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

21. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." --State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false

20. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

19. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

18. "So what?" –President Bush, responding to a an ABC News correspondent who pointed out that Al Qaeda wasn't a threat in Iraq until after the U.S. invaded, Dec. 14, 2008

hypocrite.

17. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

16. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

15. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." --to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

14. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." --speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

13. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

12. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 

told you he was a hypocrite.

11. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

10. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

i bet he didn't.

9. "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 

8. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 

7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006 (Read morelisten to audio clipwatch video clip

6. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip

5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Popular Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 

HA HA HA.

3. "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 

2. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

1. "My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

I don't know why I did this... Guess I was just bored.

To The End - My Chemical Romance
He calls the mansion not a house but a tomb.
He's always choking from the stench and the fume.
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
So send my resignation to the bride and the groom.
Let's go down!
This elevator only goes up to ten.
He's not around 
He's always looking at men
Down by the pool.
He doesn't have many friends.
As they are
Face down and bloated snap a shot with the lens.

If you marry me,
Would you bury me?
Would you carry me to the end?

(So say goodbye) to the vows you take
(And say goodbye) to the life you make
(And say goodbye) to the heart you break
And all the cyanide you drank.

She keeps a picture of the body she lends.
Got nasty blisters from the money she spends.
She's got a life of her own and it shows by the Benz
She drives at 90 by the Barbies and Kens.
If you ever say never too late. 
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
Lost in coma and covered in cake.
Increase the medication.
Share the vows at the wake.
(Kiss the bride)

If you marry me,
Would you bury me?
Would you carry me to the end?

(So say goodbye) to the vows you take
(And say goodbye) to the life you make
(And say goodbye) to the heart you break
And all the cyanide you drank.

(And say goodbye) to the last parade
(And walk away) from the choice you made 
(And say goodnight) to the heart you break
And all the cyanide you drank.

(So say goodbye) to the vows you take
(And say goodbye) to the life you make
(And say goodbye) to the heart you break
And all the cyanide you drank.

(And say goodbye) to the last parade
(And walk away) from the choice you made
(And say goodnight) to the heart you break 
And all the cyanide you drank.

To the last parade
When the parties fade
And the choice you made
To the End.