stupid stupid stupid things in life.
stupid stupid stupid. if i offended you, go cry to mommy. really. because i don't care. go cry, go on.
Stupid things in high school musical
1) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico. unbelievable.
2) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious -- leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance -- and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
3) It's completely acceptable for a female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
4)There's only one fat person at East High School
6) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
7) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
8) Lucas is apparently NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality. he even acted in Milk, that gay rights movie.
9) In high school, you only have class once a day and it's only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
10) do i really need to go on?
11) apparently throwing basketballs into trees is a great stress reliever
(12) it is "just a coincedence" that the girl you fell in love with moved to your school
(13) it is completely acceptable to sneak into a girls dorm at night as long as you love her.
(14) Its completely acceptable to burst out into song whenever you feel like it as long as your retarted.
(15) No one on the basketball team is good at math
(16) No one bullies the guy who starts singing like a girl in the middle of the hall.
17)Is it ok for you to dedicate a WHOLE movie for an audition?
18) If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonableto break out in a dance number.
19) College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
20) If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away asyou and your girlfriend kiss.
21).Playing sports is a hint that it's timeto break into song.
22)Don't worry about being rude/mean; in the end, things will work out for you.
23)School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
24) Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name oftheir school mascot.
25)Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
26) You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
27) A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
28) Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
29) It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...andsing it perfectly.
30)It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and allstaff events.
31)The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is somethingthat can be used in everyday conversation
32) There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to startsinging and dancing; the second announces you should stop.
38).Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for thesummer.
39)If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you ajunky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops anda $7,000 fridge.
40) Pianos can float now. Go ahead; try it.
41) It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
42) If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, whilesinging "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think"What the heck?" .
43)You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up justas you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
44).A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
45)"And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put itinto context.
46)One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educationalinstitutions in the area.
47) It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber".
48)Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it'sbetter than turkey.
49)Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at anupscale country club.
50)Iced tea from England is blue.
1)Water Bug is a cute, funny romantic pet name.
52)Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the sametwo people is not weird or creepy in any way
53)When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you mustdo a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right; you can't just look down.
54)When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. Whenyou frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
55)It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with yourinitialsThat is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
56)If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as therest of the school, summer jobs.
57) Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole newstaff.
58)Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
59)Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have asmuch shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
60) Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and"What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.
61) "What team?" "Wildcats!""GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"Can fix any problem.
- Taken from the "High School Musical Sucks" group in Facebook.
YOU SEE WHY I AM DOING THIS??
DO YOU SEE???
IF YOU HAVE A BROTHER OR A SISTER
WHO
WATCHES
SHIT
LIKE
THIS
YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, DAMNITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL THEM TO GET AN EFFING LIFE AND THROW THE TV OUT THE WINDOW!!!
well not in that sense, of course.
Just tell them Gabriella is really a whore in real life and Troy is made out of plastic. PLEASEEEE!
that is for their own good. you don't want your kids, or your siblings, or whatever, to grow up to become sluts, now do you?
hmm... who else?
Oh yes. Miley Cyrus.
What do you see in her? hmm? What?
Her half brother, (I feel really bad for him, by the way - he mus've spent his whole childhood walking behind the shadow of Miley's humongous head, listening to her croon: "Sweet nibblets daddykins I wanna be a fucking popstar!"
YOU ROCK, TRACE.
YOU SUCK, MILEY.
she's a complete slutty fake, obsessive ex girlfriend, she doesn't deserve anything she's got. except, well, the condemnation.
she can't even act as well as my ass can.
Hannah Montana refers to an individual, and the self-autobiographical American children's television series which shows on the Disney Channel. The series focuses on Hannah Montana, who lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school during the day, and a famous neo-Nazi folk singer at night - concealing her real identity from the public, other than her close friends and family.
Hannah and her family have strong ties to the White Nationalist Wiki organization, an infamous white nationalist group with no sense of humour.
Annnnnd. you definitely do not want your kids to grow up looking like Neandatherals. (layman's term - caveman.) Know who I'm talking about? The Jonas Brothers, sweet cakes. YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT THEM TO GROW UP LOOKING GAY EITHER. not just that, they sound gay too.
All they ever seem to sing about, no sorry, WHINE about is girls. girls girls girls.
get a life.
and if nick can sing so can my toenails.
so can gnomes.
so can non existent things.
they have the worst songs ever written.
Rihanna isn't even as terrifying as them.
You know who's face haunts my nightmares every night?
Nick Jonas.
And I wake up screaming for Jesus.
There isn't a more poppish, more whiny, more falsely cheery ensemble than that of the Jonas Brothers. Except maybe the people who sing the theme song for Barbie.
People working at Disney were like, "Hey, let’s get three boys that look like cave monkeys to form a band, regardless of how good they are at singing!". They found three brothers that had the looks and voices that sounded like they we're still going through puberty, and somehow, managed to become famous. Many people (Males in general) wonder how this could have happened. They are one of the reasons why the Disney channel sucks so much. Walt Disney is having seizures in his grave knowing what the pot heads at Disney have done to his company! He isn't just having a fit, he is rolling over, crying his "heart" out, and now he has turned into a zombie, due to all his grief. And he's going to go after the fan girls first. Their fans are generally 6 year old girls, stupid preteen girls, and homosexuals.
Walk into any middle or high school and listen to any male speak. Now plug in some crappy lyrics about being young, stupid, gay, and in love to their tone. That would be the sound of the Jonas Brothers.
oh yeah and another thing -
twilight.
i've been so stupid myself.
jaclyn is so lucky she never read that piece of shit.
STEPHENIE MEYER YOU SUCK.
1. Bella. About the most Mary-sue character I think anyone could have pulled off. I mean... "I'm oh so average, but seventeen guys have fallen in love with me on my first day of school". Her only "flaw" is that she is clumsy, but really, that just serves in making her more adorable and all the better for everyone to swoop in and save through all-too-convenient mishaps. Not to mention, people are saying she's a great role model? She is a teenage girl who wants to give up everything, her family and friends (whom she treats like scum), her life, for a boy whom she "loves" only because he's so freaking sparkly gorgeous. She has no dreams, turns down a great college to marry said disco ball and conceive demon spawn at age 18, right before she dies a horrific death after begging new husband to sleep with her for six thousand monotonous pages. she is annoying, helpless, selfish, whiny, and oh yeah, horny. She's boring, nosy, and self obsessed. obsessed too, with her demon spawn and wax boyfriend. it's like as if stephenie meyer wishes SHE herself were Bella, that's why she wroted it in 1st person view, and so obsessively in love with her main character, and that she wishes herself to have been to one to get screwed by a vamp. DREAM ON BIOTCH. never happening. that's why she had to write a freaking fairy tale. Bella is a friggin' pansy. the Girl needs to grow a backbone and stop waitin' around for everybody else to come save her. stephenie meyer and her stupid characters make the female race look like idiots. i can't agree more with ashlee. she makes us look whiny, and sluttish, and lame, and stupid, and completely in need of a male presence to go on. Stephenie Meyer, for some reason, likes to include EVERY little mundane detail of Bella's life. Honestly, I don't CARE that she ate a granola bar for breakfast or that it took her five minutes to make a sammich. Really, life will go on. It's completely cliche...I mean, c'mon. It's no different from thousands of other vampire romances. Girl falls for boy. Boy turns out to become a vampire. They can't be together, it isn't safe for Girl. But in the end it all works out....*rolls eyes*. Her life can be broken down into about 50% of clinging to Edward like a parasite, 50% of obsessing over Edward, and 50% of thinking for Edward because she is too busy with Edward ,and who wouldn't want that pasty face douche *cough* *cough*. She is repeatedly described as "plain", despite having had 3 guys after her at once. She is also described as mature, despite doing nothing but cooking and cleaning for her dad. Bella is widely accepted as a role model and inspiration for young women everywhere. Examples of her character include never standing up for herself, fearing getting older because it would mean actual responsibilities, and being a colossal bitch to everybody that wants to help her. Another display of her strength is how she sank into severe depression for half a year, abandoned all her friends, treated her parents even worse than usual, and attempted suicide via cliff jumping- all because her boyfriend dumped her. Bella is also known as a mindless whore. Go on, little girls. She's the new Paris Hilton. Go be a bitch.
2. Edward Cullen. ed cullen? he sucks too. he sucks worse than any other character, excluding bella. Married to the most average of average human-turned-vampire-cos-she-couldn't-bear-to-grow-old-while-her-boytoy-didn't, with mutant baby who is in love with a werewolf. "The perfect scenario" as Edward put it. he is sick and twisted, he's a stalker, and rob pat? played him like shit. he just made ed look more retarded than he already was.
3. Renesmee. The hellchild (literally) of Bella and Edward, who lovingly drank Bella's uterus blood, broke her pelvic bones, and chewed her way out of the womb. She'll be full grown by just six months, even though vampires aren't supposed to age. This conveniently allows for Bella to evade the reality of parenting and skip all the hard parts, as usual. Little Nessie is also the lover of Bella's ex, Jacob Black. No, really.
Renesmee's brilliant and original mother Bella made up her gay ass name by combining other character's names into one huge train wreck. Renesmee will grow up to be the same as her mother and father: spineless morons. She can't read your mind, but she can show you her mind, and believe me you won't want to, considering it is full of dirty images featuring Jacob Black. and well, YOU GUESSED IT! EVERYBODY LOVES RENESMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'll admit it, apart from the creepy imprinting on the baby thing (which I found incredibly sexist, actually: "What if they refuse?" "Why would they do that?". End of discussion) I sort of liked Jacob. He had some depth, at least.