Why people go to school.
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
8:02 AM
Why do people go to school, seriously? To get an education? Well tell you what, we ain't getting educated in school. At all.
Today I didn't go to school again, (figures), and no one seemed surprised anymore. HAH! Anyway, I went to TTC, though. I mean, c'mon - you learn LOADS more in TTC than in school.
I ask certain people, "do you like school?" And to my near death experience due to the shock of their answer, PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY YES!
The freaks! No offense, man, but... dude, c'mon. School, seriously?
Schools are prisons, (as the Sex Pistols rightfully say so) what do you do there? You wake up, eat, take the long ride there, walk in, sit down, wait for the arrival of your friends, talk, crap around, find people, go to toilet, wait for more people, go to the toilet again, sit down again, eat again, go into the hall and SIT DOWN AGAIN, listen, talk, bitch stare the Form 1 prefects, smile at other people from other classes, make sure Susan doesn't see your do, walk out of the hall in a freaking pissingly slow line up the damn hill (why is it even there?!), stare at the people in the dicipline room, line up outside class, go in, greet the teachers like, every 30 minutes? WHO GREETS PEOPLE THEY BARELY KNOW EVERY 30 MINUTES?? and then you listen to the teacher crap about textbooks and exams and how we're going to fail and how the world is going to end if we do, and how everyone is going to be so disappointed until everyone kills themselves because we failed - SO DON'T FAIL. (AS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW. AS IF WE CARE. ;p) It's the same thing everyday, teaching the same chapter, same subject, same environment, same people, same bla same blee same bloo.
And don't you people find the subjects gruesomely, horribly, piss-in-the-pot BORING? It's all kiddie stuff! 1 + 1 = 2!
Come on!!!!!!!
I mean, what do we do in science class?? NOTHING!
what do we do in maths class? SLEEP! STARE AT PN. NGOW'S INCREASINGLY BLOATED BELLY!
what do we do in Mr. Colins' class? LISTEN TO HIS LIFE STORY AND TALES OF HIS BRILLIANCE!
what do we do in Chinese class? WATCH SOME BOYS AND PN. LIM HAVE A NICE LITTLE CONVERSATION - IN CHINESE! what are the rest of the class? chairs? tables?
Some poeple tell me they go to school to play. Ahem. What's there to play. The mall ain't in school. The computer ain't in school. The TV ain't in school. Yes, maybe there is a computer in school but THERE'S NOTHING IN IT.
Maybe it's just me? Maybe I'm weird? My mom did say my personality/head wasn't right for public schools - so what? I'm retarded? I'M the freak? Coz nobody seems to have as much of a big problem with school as I do. But seriously - who likes to be trapped in a color-themed building for six hours? Or more? The only thing I enjoy is the sports and friends. Nothing else. The subjects are boring, mediocrely easy, and the system is just... bluek.
And I don't see what our hair and our socks have to do with our academic excellence. I pin up my hair more often now and I still don't like paying attention or whatever any better. I'm hating it more.
Screw school. It sucks. They need a life, man.
We need to stand up to the deluded, paranoid, Cina apek, big-headed, chekkai teachers,
and tell them,
"I'm not stupid. You are."
"I don't need a school to know about the world. The stuff you teach here and make us remember is useless.
It won't help. Go talk to the wall, man."
I mean, seriously. I go to school as often as Hitler goes to church. (which means very seldom.)
And yet I know stuff that school doesn't teach.
Certain acquaintances in school - they don't know anything.
Anyrhing at all. And THEY go to school.
Pfft.