If I revelaed my secret identity, the world would go to shit.
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Monday, November 17, 2008
7:24 AM
Gerard - Mikey, what would you like to say to the city of London?
Mikey - Do you guys think I look like Darth Vader in this jacket?
Gerard - Does he-- what the fuck does he even talk about? Something about Darth Vadar? I have no idea what he says half the time...
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?"
Gerard: "No!"
Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: " Wait.. What?"
Frank: "Oh, well you did when you slept with me."
Gerard: [laughs]
Steven: "Wow. My Chem exposed."
Frank: "He told me that it had to be that way!"
Interview with Steven's Untitled Rock Show and Bamboozle 2007 asking questions from fans
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Frank: (Laughs Nearly spilling his soda out his nose)
Interviewer: That was from someone who's 29.
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why. I always see getting older as like learning. And thirty's not old... thirty's like the new twenty.
Frank: (laughs) Yeah. For trees.
Gerard:(laughs) ... for trees...
AOL on-the-spot questions
interviewer: now we're gonna put you on-the-spot. morning or night?
Gerard Way: night.
MCR: night.
interviewer: driver or passenger?
Gerard Way: passenger.
Frank Iero/Bob Bryar/Ray Toro: driver.
Gerard Way: *smiles*
Mikey Way: passenger.
interviewer: free michael or free martha?
Frank Iero: kindersex!
Gerard Way: *squeezes face*
Bob Bryar: yes.
Gerard Way: free michael.
Frank Iero: who?
Gerard Way: who's michael?
Mikey Way: michael jackson.
Ray Toro: i guess michael jackson.
Gerard Way: oh, neither.. how bout that?
Ray Toro: oh, dude.
Frank Iero: lock em both up.
Gerard Way: yeah.
Frank Iero: together!
interviewer: misfits or motorheads?
MCR: misfits.
interviewer: romantic night in or wild night out?
Frank Iero/Ray Toro: romantic night in.
Mikey Way: wild night out.
Gerard Way: *grins* Wild night in.
interviewer: night of the living dead or hell raiser? MCR: night of the living dead. interviewer: cat or dog? Gerard Way/Frank Iero/Ray Toro/Mikey Way: dog.
Bob Bryar: cat... shit.
Frank Iero: pppthh!
interviewer: new york or LA?
Frank Iero: jersey!
Gerard Way/Bob Bryar/Ray Toro/Mikey Way: new york.
interviewer: organic or chemical?
Gerard Way: organic.
Frank Iero: depending.
Gerard Way: whoa..
Ray Toro: chemical.
Gerard Way: hell yeah, chemical.
MCR: *laughs*
Ray Toro: nothing taste good organic.
Frank Iero: pears are good organic.
interviewer: vampires or werewolves?
Gerard Way/Frank Iero: vampires.
Mikey Way: werewolves.
Frank Iero: pirates.
Ray Toro: yeah, i like werewolves better actually. i'm gonna go with werewolves.
Frank Iero: ugh, traitor!
Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too." - Gee
Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on this planet. Second because I'm first, and therefore cooler. - Frank
When me and Gerard were younger, we used to throw Mikey off the porch. Good times, man. - Frank
Fan: Frank! Say 'Hi' to the camera, Frank!
Frank: Hi to the camera, Frank!
Frank: Oh, I got two more questions then I have to go, sorry. Make 'em good.
Fan: Poodle?
Frank: Poodle isn't a question.
Interviewer: If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would be eaten first?
Ray: Definitely not Mikey, there’s not much to eat! I would say me or Bob. I’m actually gonna go with Bob. He looks tasty.
Frank: I’ll pick Bob too. I wouldn’t eat you, because you’d get us off the island! *giggles*
Bob: *horrified at answer* Oh shit, I get eaten first?!
Ray: *laughs at Bob*
Interviewer: You know why? You would offer to be eaten because that way none of the others would have to die.
All: Awww!
Marc Webb said if we didn't hire him, he knew where we lived, and would come and take our pets.
- Frank Talking about Marc Webb during the making of the Helena music video
Frank: *Starts to climb into coffin*
Ray: Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there!
*Pulls Frank out and lets him down*
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: NO!
Gerard: Guys! Don't knock it off!
Interviewer: In 'Prison....' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to do something in drag, what would you choose to do?
Gerard: Karate.
(Everyone breaks out in laughter)
Frank: I liked the 'if you were forced, what would you choose to do.'
Gerard: It's like the drag fairy comes by and says 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah, karate
Frank: Really?
Gerard: No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.
Frank: He looked like Christina Ricci.
Gerard: You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously....You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute....
Frank: I would date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.
Interviewer: You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?
Gerard: Well, actually I'm not that young, so....
Interviewer: Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean....
Gerard: Bengay!
Mikey: Uh, Coke Zero.
Frank: Good stuff.
Ray: Sleep!
Frank: *laughs*
Gerard: Bob, what turns you on, man?
Bob: Slippers.
Patient: Well, I'm dead, so....
Interviewer: Oh, I guess you don't get turned on.
Frank: My fiancée. That's it.
Gerard: Awww....
Ray: Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!
Frank: You didn't say it!
Gerard: You can't!
Frank: Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!
Interviewer: First kiss, with who and where?
Crowd: Oooh!
Frank: *makes a face*
Oh man....it's kind of synonymous with how I met Bob really....It was a dark, dark room. I didn't really know.
Bob: He has soft lips....
Frank: But it was bearded! And it was weird.
Interviewer: But the question is, was he a good kisser?
Frank: He's in the band, so....
MCR:*laughs*
Camera operator: Have you read the new Ellen DeGeneres book yet?
Frank: Mhmm. Yeah.
Camera operator: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now.
Camera operator: I can't hang with that.
Frank: You need to have an open mind, my friend
Cameraman: What was your most memorable moment on the TOC tour?
Frank: This one. Right now. Because it's fresh in my memory.
I don't know why I'm doing this. Random quotes by MCR members. Enjoy.
